Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a pole for dear life, not breathing, not moving, not twitching a muscle, just standing there, frozen.
The pharmacist, seeing this strange sight in front of his shop, goes up to his assistant and asks, "What's the matter with that guy? Wasn't he in here earlier?"
Assistant replies, "Yes he was. He had the most terrible cough and none of my prescriptions seemed to help."
Pharmacist says, "He seems to be fine now." Assistant replies, "Sure, he does. I gave him a box of the strongest laxatives on the market. Now he won't dare cough!"
2006-10-23 09:09:48 · 10 answers · asked by cheeks the slick 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Terrible case of the Hershey's squirts coming!
2006-10-23 09:13:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
remember to make certain a doctor approximately this in case you are able to. I had the comparable subject, waited too long, ultimately went to a doctor, grew to become out to be bronchitis. If bronchitis is going untreated for too long, you're in for a depressing 2 or 3 weeks. Are you in basic terms coughing or coughing up nasty snot looking stuff (phlem). while you're, do no longer swallow it. continually attempt and cough it up. Drink a lot of room temperature and warm fluids. Teas are truly solid, exceedingly teas with peppermint, lemon, and honey. yet another solid thank you to subside the cough is to blend some spoonfuls of honey and lemon juice in a tumbler and warmth it interior the microwave. The honey coats the throat, the lemon suppresses the cough, the undeniable fact that it is warm breaks up mucus interior the chest, and it tastes great!
2016-10-02 21:15:37 · answer #2 · answered by lavinia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Poor little men... this could only happen to a man or a blonde
2006-10-23 09:22:23 · answer #3 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try to visit the doctor in that way u have the right medicine and the dosage and to somehow not to experience what that poor man had. thanks for putting a smile on my face
2006-10-23 10:27:00 · answer #4 · answered by hugme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laxatives for cough??? you kidding me. LMAO
2006-10-23 09:29:03 · answer #5 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...I needed to answer this so I can find ur jokes again easier. ;)
2006-10-23 11:05:05 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha - but not a question
2006-10-23 09:12:36 · answer #7 · answered by brokenheartsyndrome 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol-hope that doesn't become a new doctor method............
2006-10-23 09:34:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny....gotta love a crap joke
2006-10-23 09:14:23 · answer #9 · answered by apost 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwww gross but funny
2006-10-23 10:56:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋