And by worst, I dont mean most offensive, i mean the lamest, most non-funny joke ever!
2006-10-23 09:04:40 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What is the worst joke you've ever heard?
THIS ONE! LOL!
2006-10-23 09:05:46 · answer #1 · answered by EMO cupcake 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Any Knock Knock joke.
But this one I thought was HORRIBLE
Top Ten Signs You're Too Old to be Trick or Treating
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or." and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
2006-10-23 09:09:13 · answer #2 · answered by danksprite420 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, so there are these three guys(a Mexican, a Puerto Rican, and a Dominican) and their car brakes down in the middle of the desert. They decide to leave the car and try to make it back to the city and they take things to help them on their journey. The Mexican takes out the radiator. The Dominican asks him "Why did you take that?" The Mexican replied "If i get thirsty i can drink some water". The Dominican replied by saying "Wow what a grate idea!" Then the Puerto Rican rips one of the seats out and the Dominican asks him, "Why did you take the seat?" The Puerto Rican replied "If I get tired I can sit down." The Dominican thought this was also a great idea. So he then goes to the car and rips off the door. The Mexican and the Puerto Rican look at him puzzled, and they ask "Why did you take the door?" He replayed by saying "If it gets hot, I can roll down the window..."
2006-10-23 09:20:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard a lot of bad jokes ,which never makes me laugh. One of them is What is 2 banana peal equal to? a pair of slippers.
I find this joke so stupid. How about you?
2006-10-23 09:13:11 · answer #4 · answered by Dharshi 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The worst one I've ever heard...
Why is it a bad idea to give Jesus M&Ms?
-they fall through the holes in his hands
that one is just twisted. Someone is going to hell...
2006-10-23 09:08:47 · answer #5 · answered by mr_peepers810 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Worst joke ever.
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A little boy fell in a mud puddle.
2006-10-23 09:10:54 · answer #6 · answered by barrettins 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
How do you make a dead baby float?
2 scoops of ice cream and 1 dead baby
I dont find that funny
2006-10-23 09:06:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a cow with no feet? Ground beef. Too lame for words.
2006-10-23 11:33:51 · answer #8 · answered by Selym 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why shouldn't you ever let a doctor put one of those sticks in your mouth?
Because you don't know who ate the ice cream...
Quite lame huh?
2006-10-23 09:31:37 · answer #9 · answered by s.boniel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a pig with a blackbelt?
Karate chop.
2006-10-23 09:06:13 · answer #10 · answered by Kallie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋