Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female inpersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unferrtilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
2006-10-23 08:58:46 · 12 answers · asked by arfa54321 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Man:May I have your phone number?
Woman:Why?Did you lose yours?
2006-10-23 09:42:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-23 16:44:51 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Sasha♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-23 18:12:42 · answer #3 · answered by Swimmer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-23 16:09:04 · answer #4 · answered by $GET SOME$ 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
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2006-10-23 16:03:20 · answer #5 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-23 16:41:18 · answer #6 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-23 16:07:37 · answer #7 · answered by Desi & Dani's Mommy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love # 8... Thank you...
2006-10-23 16:18:44 · answer #8 · answered by starlight 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-23 16:06:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-23 16:13:40 · answer #10 · answered by someones_cowgirl07 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋