The man was dining in a very swank restaurant in New York City. When the elderly waiter brought the consomme the customer saw that his thumb was deep in the soup bowl.
Next, the waiter served steak diane, and now his thumb was deep in the gravy. The customer held his tongue. This was after all one of New York's finest restaurants.
Finally, for dessert the waiter brought out coupe marrow. This time his finger was not in the ice cream. The customer could contain himself no longer. "Sir," he said to the waiter, would you tell me why you put your finger in the consomme and the steak gravy but not in the coupe marrow?
The waiter stared coldly at him for a moment and then replied, Simple, my good man. I have a bad case of arthritis and warm things relieve the pain in my thumb.
The customer became very angry. "You son-of-a-b*tch!" he said, "Putting your thumb in my food! You should take that thumb and ram it up your a*s!"
The waiter looked at him and said, That's what I do in the kitchen
2006-10-23 08:44:33 · 15 answers · asked by hazelshine 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that was funny!!! u got anymore like it???
2006-10-23 08:48:42 · answer #1 · answered by Mikey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
where is this place? sounds like great food.
was the waiter an attractive man?
2006-10-23 15:46:53 · answer #2 · answered by nickkap1 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Haha Good one!
2006-10-23 15:51:05 · answer #3 · answered by Nicole 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know I am a little off topic, but what do you think of electronic music nowdays?
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2006-10-23 15:45:08 · answer #4 · answered by c g 1 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Nice one man!
2006-10-23 15:54:31 · answer #5 · answered by arbolito 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My kind of joke.
Thanks for sharing.
2006-10-24 01:02:31 · answer #6 · answered by pistola 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahhahaa oh my goshh haha
2006-10-23 15:48:28 · answer #7 · answered by Jackie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohh dear! lol
2006-10-23 15:46:34 · answer #8 · answered by s_ringler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...good one
2006-10-23 15:47:03 · answer #9 · answered by football fiend 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-23 15:49:50 · answer #10 · answered by alisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋