collapses with his hand between his legs. The physiotherapist runs over and says"Don't worry I have medical training. I can help reduce the pain". So saying she opens his trousers and massages his privates. After a minute she says,Does that feel better?" The man replies"Yes thank you. But I think you broke my thumb."
2006-10-23 08:43:37 · 14 answers · asked by bo nidle 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
regardless of what the others say i thought your joke was good. not the funniest in the world granted but it gave me a good snigger and on telling others here it did get at least three belly laughs so you are spreading dirty humour to world!! thank you!! :D
2006-10-23 09:12:35 · answer #1 · answered by bella 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.Very funny!Reminds me of a golf joke.
A young man went for a round of golf with a girl he liked from work.Beforehand,he slipped into the professional's shop and bought a couple of golf balls which he put in his pocket.When he met the girl on the first tee,she couldn't help noticing the bulge in his pocket.
"It's only golf balls," he explained.
"Oh,I'm sorry," she replied."Is it something like tennis elbow?"
2006-10-23 23:52:36 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Keep 'em coming. (The jokes that is).
Reminds me of the time I was in the Golf Club. A guy came across and said
"Do you want to buy a ticket for the Captain's Ball?"
"No thanks." I replied, "I can't dance."
"It's not a dance," He explained, "It's a raffle!"
2006-10-23 09:30:47 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it but it's still a good one
2006-10-23 09:05:50 · answer #4 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
hahah nothing like a dirty joke to put you in a better mood
2006-10-23 08:47:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
very funny
2006-10-23 12:46:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
joke wasn't great but i'm loving your name
2006-10-23 09:49:32 · answer #7 · answered by silly billy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-10-23 08:46:41 · answer #8 · answered by russellhamuk 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
good one
2006-10-23 23:05:56 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny...good job
2006-10-23 09:08:54 · answer #10 · answered by apost 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋