A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."
2006-10-23 08:43:26 · 9 answers · asked by arfa54321 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How sad for him, he went home thinking all good and then his wife drops the bomb on him. This is really funny!!!!
2006-10-23 08:49:18 · answer #1 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-23 16:02:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-23 15:52:37 · answer #3 · answered by alisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-10-23 16:09:54 · answer #4 · answered by apost 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't you tell this joke last week?
2006-10-23 16:05:00 · answer #5 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha do you know my wife hahahaha
2006-10-23 15:58:29 · answer #6 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-10-23 15:46:03 · answer #7 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smooth.
2006-10-23 15:45:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard it
2006-10-23 16:43:25 · answer #9 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋