...I'm planning my retirement...need some tips. Will I have the option to purchase my own boat? Are there rentals? Fees, taxes? etc.
2006-10-23 08:34:11 · 14 answers · asked by gotalife 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The great think about the lake of fire, everyone goes topless.
Skip the boat and get some binoculars.
2006-10-23 08:58:24 · answer #1 · answered by MojoMan 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There is a hefty docking fee, and wake boarding is not allowed. The rental boats suck, it pays to buy your own. And be careful while waterskiing, the Lake of Fire tends to leave burns on bare feet.
2006-10-23 08:36:52 · answer #2 · answered by Steph Gas 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Grim Reaper gives tours 24/7. He also has the best offers out of all of Inferno. Contact your local Underworld Service Travel Representative to book a cruise. Have a nice day and thank you for your interest!
2006-10-23 08:48:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know I think it is the only place you can legally drink and boat,, kind of like an eternal spring break,, without the alligators. It will be a real blast,, after all it IS where all the fun people go.
keep in mind you may run into a lot of attorneys panhandling down there toss them some pocket change and watch them fight over it,, you can even place bets.
2006-10-23 08:41:51 · answer #4 · answered by landerscott 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
None. All the fish are dead. There are no boats and not another soul within a million miles. It's just you and the burning lake. There is no money but if there were, it would be worthless. There is no hope there. None at all.
Plan accordingly.
2006-10-23 08:50:26 · answer #5 · answered by TubeDude 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, if your trying to be funny. I guess your boat would have to be fire retardant, as well as your skis or anything else you like to do.
But, if your serious. I wouldn't worry about it if i were you. If you are considering that to be your place of 'retirement' then you definitely will not have any use for a boat, or a life saver for that matter, and certainly no fun.
Your life saver is now, and His name is Jesus. After you die it will be too late for anyone to be saved, literally.
Believe me, your eternal future is nothing to joke about.
2006-10-23 08:43:33 · answer #6 · answered by Gods little Girl 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Get a room on the river boat gambling palace. Nice amenities.
2006-10-23 08:36:33 · answer #7 · answered by a_delphic_oracle 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you don't repent and then just wait a few years, if the Lord should be willing for you to live that long, and you will surely find out for yourself.
2006-10-23 08:57:48 · answer #8 · answered by wisdom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe your boat would catch afire. Fees = eternal unrest. Taxes = nah, you can live there free of charge, you payed your dues on Earth ... etc. I feel sorry for you.
2006-10-23 08:36:14 · answer #9 · answered by CuriousGirl 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Now why didn't I think of this one?
I think they have paddle boats? And funnel cake at the dock.
2006-10-24 05:05:20 · answer #10 · answered by JIMBO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋