are spelt the same but have different meanings...
I REFUSE to put out the REFUSE.
I am in farming to PRODUCE PRODUCE.
2006-10-23 07:48:20 · 19 answers · asked by mrs mac 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the sow sat where i wanted to sow the seeds.
i got so wound up i hurt my old war wound
i had to relay the message that the race was a relay
the polish woman ran out of furniture polish
i was off colour and pasty so i couldn't eat my pasty
it only took a minute but it was tiny and minute
the dove flew away as i dove into the water
i had to desert my post and i ran into the desert
i wanted to get to the buffet as the wind began to buffet my car.
could you lead me to the lead pipe.
Dont cry pass me my leather console and then i will console you.
thats my lot. my head hurts now. good question, enjoyed it, cheers.
jeans wearing her new jeans
the train drivers wife is wearing her train
the coat of paint spilt on my coat.
i will sock you if you steal my sock
i live next door to a live cable
so i wrote a letter starting with the letter d.
shall i post it or tie it to a post
maybe i will tie it with my tie
i could lean to the right if my meat is lean
i could steak my claim or tie it to a steak
is it dear my dear.....
i could prize you away for a small prize
the wind makes me want to wind down
i rest my case but not in my suit case but just in case.
well well well the cats in the well
2006-10-23 09:36:10 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
about 19
2006-10-23 23:13:25 · answer #2 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I SAW a SAW so I cut some wood.
I BREAK rocks, but I'm on my BREAK.
The ROCK will ROCK during an earthquake.
Please BEAR in mind that the BEAR is dangerous.
Can I FIRE someone for setting FIRE to my hair.
Uncle DICK caught his DICK in his zipper.
Janet Jackson made a BOOB when her BOOB popped out.
Will this stone SINK if I put it in the kitchen SINK.
WILL my parent make a WILL before they die.
Is it RIGHT to go RIGHT or should I go left.
I'll RING up to see how much the RING costs.
You BOOK the flight, I'll buy a new BOOK.
What CHEEK to pinch my CHEEK.
You can PINCH my bum, but you can't PINCH my wallet.
Will I PUNCH someone if I drink too much PUNCH.
Do you STUDY in the STUDY or the library.
Do you get CROSS and CROSS out the answer.
Why isn't my FOOT a FOOT long.
There are too many!
2006-10-23 08:01:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
200
2006-10-23 07:57:56 · answer #4 · answered by L[dot] DYM3Z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LIVE for LIVE television programs.
There is a BANK on the river BANK.
The dog will BARK at the tree BARK.
There were many germ CELLs in the prison CELL.
The REST were RESTing.
Can't think of anymore.
2006-10-23 08:02:10 · answer #5 · answered by uk_lad_2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Limitless....but this one has six separate derivations, do with it as you will...
DRAUGHT (UK) or DRAFT (USA)
"The DRAUGHT, the DRAUGHT dodger drank caused the DRAUGHT that rolled the DRAUGHT over the DRAUGHT and off the DRAUGHT horse"
Draught = quantity drunk
Draught = military call up
Draught = current of air
Draught = piece used in game of draughts
Draught = plan as made by draughtsman
Draught = to pull
2006-10-23 10:08:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw the movie Saw!
Can you address the people at this address!
I was hot so I turned on the fan, but then everything hit the fan!
The sun is hot, but that guy is hot too.
Well, that's all I have for now!
2006-10-23 08:04:42 · answer #7 · answered by Erica W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Imagine a man painting a sign that says "THAT".
Someone is talking about him and says:
That "THAT" that that man is painting....
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Or a woman named "Sue" who is making defective shoes for Indians living in Michigan.
The Soo Sioux will sue Sue soon.
2006-10-23 07:53:05 · answer #8 · answered by Draco Moonbeam 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
My brain is too tired to come up with any but good question.
2006-10-23 08:54:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drew drew Drew.
2006-10-23 07:58:54 · answer #10 · answered by queenmackerel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋