Why arn't there instructions on eggs, bread or teabags?

Question

I knew you'd love this one :)

Answer 1

Big sense of humour,groovy!!!!

Answer 2

if someone can be so bad at life that they fail making toast. they shouldnt buy bread.

teabags are pretty self explanatory. theres 2 ways that tea stuff is getting out of the bag. cutting it. or putting it in water and letting it do that chemical reaction thingy.

eggs. ive never once met a person who didnt know how to break an egg open. sure some peoples methods get messy but it works for them.

please dont encourage these types of things to have instructions on them. next well have instructions on cds. "remove plastic. open case. open cover/disc drawer. insert disc. close. hit play."

Answer 3

Actually...there are instructions on the boxes of teabags...or the little paper wrappers that it comes in. For most herbal teas they need to steep for 5 minutes (including green tea of all varieties) but for all types of tea it depends on the drinker of the tea. Some people like their tea really strong, and others really weak.

Bread you don't need to cook it when eaten on it's own, if it's eaten IN something else (ie. french toast or stuffing) then there is a separate recipe for the dish.

Eggs can be cooked a variety of ways, so there are recipes out there to instruct people who don't know how to cook them. They don't need instructions on the egg packages. Although some brands of eggs are now having 'recipe ideas' on the inside of the packaging (when packaged in plastic)

Enjoy!

Answer 4

That is what they make cook books for. And the teabag box DOES have instructions. And, no, I did not "love" it but it was a quick two points. How many did you lose asking it? You do the math.

Answer 5

My teabags have instructions and so do the eggs....bread has some recipes on the bag...that's pretty close to instructions

Answer 6

Because you just eat bread, no need to cook it. Eggs: everyone cooks them a different way and know of the ways to cook them alone and can tell by looking when they are done. Tea: people make their own tea different from the next person. These things are all pretty much common sense foods. I notice there's no directions on chips, cereal and butter also.

Answer 7

what kind of instructions how to open an egg, how to break bread, or how to submerged a tea bag.

Answer 8

Honey, please. . .don't give the U.S. government any more ideas than it already has!

I expect to open a package of prophylactics some day and see an arrow printed on it with the words, "This way up!"

Answer 9

because the makers of the products assume that people know what to do with them and how they work. but as my favorite saying goes "assumption if the mother of all *uck ups".

Answer 10

you're asking for those answers that no one wants!!!

anyways....

why?.....do you need them??