A drunk is sitting on the street curb in front of a bar.
A stranger comes by and asks if he's O.K.
The drunk replies by asking, "Do you know who I am?"
The stranger says "No. Who are you?"
The drunk proudly says "I'm Jesus Christ...and I can
prove it! Come with me!"
They enter the bar and the bartender looks up and yells
"Jesus Christ! Are you here again?"
2006-10-23 07:04:11 · 5 answers · asked by theagitator@sbcglobal.net 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Your sooo stooooooooooooopid !!!!!!1
2006-10-24 08:19:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Interesting question...but I don't think that was the point at all. He died for you, and your sins...and for me and for my sins. His dying was the greatest gift a loving God could give us. But now I have to wonder, were you Him, what would you do with the three nails?
2006-10-23 07:16:45 · answer #2 · answered by The Mystic One 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He chose to die for you.....it wasnt that He was stuck in a bad situation....he allowed himself to be put there for people like you and me.... next question?
2006-10-23 07:07:43 · answer #3 · answered by LothLorien 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The joke is cute, but the question is harsh.
2006-10-23 07:07:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
He did ! He saved your soul.
2006-10-23 07:07:38 · answer #5 · answered by davidosterberg1 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋