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In the library you aren't allowed to lick the pages.

2006-10-23 06:59:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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one you get to search for facts, the other you get clubbed and robbed then told that you are at fault for being robbed and are then required to pay a fine, then be taxed for your being robbed.

2006-10-23 10:31:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The library of congress actually has some useful things in it.

2016-03-28 05:07:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Congress is made up of a group of Retards, that help run our country and the Library of Congress in run by a group of other Retards who help ppl copyright books and of documentation!

2006-10-23 07:16:44 · answer #3 · answered by Erica W 2 · 0 0

In the Library you aren't supposed to bend the pages over.

2006-10-23 07:03:07 · answer #4 · answered by tumbleweed1954 6 · 0 0

congress is a group of people (and in chicago a street) and the library of congress is where they house important documents that the people in congress might want to look at or read.

2006-10-23 07:06:29 · answer #5 · answered by Sage 2 · 0 0

rofl! I was thinking something like "the folks in the LOC may actually read a book from time to time" but I like your answer better. Purrfect!

2006-10-23 12:58:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good one! Before I read the additional info, I was going to answer "noise level."

2006-10-24 04:42:03 · answer #7 · answered by Nightwalker 3 · 0 0

Damn....i knew i shoulda been a congress woman...damn libary with their "no licking" rules !

2006-10-23 07:04:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

One is full of knowledge, and one is clueless.

2006-10-23 09:15:10 · answer #9 · answered by MojoMan 6 · 0 0

Hahahaha, good.

2006-10-23 07:04:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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