Sex In The Dark
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
"You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
2006-10-23 06:56:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
LoL.... You scored a point with this!! ;-))
2006-10-23 07:14:31 · answer #1 · answered by Wild_Angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is funny. Sometimes I don't give a second look when there isn't a question but am glad I did this time. Thank you very much for putting on smile on this old guys mug.
2006-10-23 14:03:50 · answer #2 · answered by crazylegs 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao! Nice!
2006-10-23 13:59:50 · answer #3 · answered by JC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2006-10-23 13:59:37 · answer #4 · answered by tarun 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So what is the question here? Do you not understand the joke?
2006-10-23 14:01:01 · answer #5 · answered by momshell7 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-23 14:00:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok everybody was sent this throught their email back in 2002, really come up with something fresh please? and what is the question?
2006-10-23 14:00:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is the funniest thing
2006-10-23 14:00:26 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg LMFAO... thats a good one
2006-10-23 14:00:23 · answer #9 · answered by Jaded Heart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-23 13:59:27 · answer #10 · answered by Henry P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋