A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."
"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."
"No, mother," you don't understand, "I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!"
"Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her mom, "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."
"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket."
"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"
"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said: 'Prepare from a frozen state,' so I flew to Alaska!"
2006-10-23 06:02:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's good. I thought you were gonna say she flew to Turkey to buy it! That was good!
2006-10-23 06:15:04 · answer #1 · answered by NEWTOME 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Made Me Smile
2006-10-23 14:16:23 · answer #2 · answered by Sam G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slightly funny
2006-10-23 13:08:05 · answer #3 · answered by ... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love blond jokes!!!!!! This was a good one!!!!! 8/10
2006-10-23 14:08:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, it sure was a blonde bride. good question.
2006-10-23 13:59:26 · answer #5 · answered by Big Rudy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats very cool...hehehehe..i like reading blonde jokes
2006-10-23 15:48:32 · answer #6 · answered by hugme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
defiantly blonde! LOL
2006-10-23 13:34:55 · answer #7 · answered by mongo862001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah something a blonde will do.
2006-10-23 14:49:17 · answer #8 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad but not good!
2006-10-23 13:04:37 · answer #9 · answered by Princess Peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL..... good one
thanks for sharing : - )
2006-10-23 14:53:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋