y do women ask a mans opinion on clothing and then when the man tells the woman what she doesnt want 2 hear about her crap fashion sense, she replies with the words "what do men know about clothes and fashion anyway"??! duh!! we know what we like on girls, and wot looks gd! am i not allowed to have my opinion? y dont u just say 2 us i command u to like what im wearing and i want to hear u say it!?! ok i might still not agree but it wud be funny to hear u say it!!!!!
2006-10-23 05:33:14 · 14 answers · asked by adriboff 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
by the way i didnt even go shopping with a woman, sum1 just asked me what i thort of clothing she planned 2 wear (which she didnt tell me at the time) and when i said i didnt think it wud look gd, that was the reply! im not even gettin anythin in return for this abuse! haha!
2006-10-23 05:45:35 · update #1
dont be bitter pamela O , just cus it was u who asked me !
2006-10-24 06:41:21 · update #2
This is all a bit long winded but I thought you might like it... its a guide to understanding women (yes and I am a woman!)
WOMEN'S ENGLISH TRANSLATION:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?
MEN'S ENGLISH TRANSLATION:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. Would you like to dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
Maybe you guys need some rules... heres some for you to give to your other half!
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends give you.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football, cars, or monster trucks.
And tell her when you have to sleep on the couch you really don't mind as its just like camping! LOL
2006-10-23 06:02:57 · answer #1 · answered by Lovewilltearusapart 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well jarvy - im presuming that the outfit in question wasnt one of the following:
1. a plunge neck see through top down to the naval being worn with a micro mini and thigh high boots
2. a crotchless pants worn with a half top halter neck
3. suspenders with bra and matching knickers.
Coz im sure as hell if that was the outfit in question a little perv like you would approve!
Also - who says that you're the one with the good fashion sense and shes the one without the fashion sense?
I mean lets face it - this advice comes from a guy who in his picture is still wearing his collar eric cantona style - stood up - I mean HELLLOOOOO - do you not know that went out when he retired?!!
For future reference - keep you mouth shut - as the saying goes - if you have nothing nice to say - say nothing at all.
And you wonder why you cant get a woman!!!!!lol!!! xxx
2006-10-23 08:10:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
usually the man has just spent the last half hour complaining about having to trail around a bunch of clothes stands and wants to just go and stare at the tv's for sale. Sorry if i'm generalising, but this is true of any male who comes shopping with me xXx
2006-10-23 05:36:13 · answer #3 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They just want you to say they look good in anything! We are not meant to have our own opinions.
Women are like cats they will go to other peoples house and be feed as well ( not a loyal species ). And always attention seeking. Puuurrrrrr does my bum look big in this ( well now that you mention it ) you what &*^%^$%^&**^^ing *&^%$^^ard you guy have heard the rest.
We are walking wallets.
2006-10-23 05:42:33 · answer #4 · answered by Fox Hunter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
even if we want an honest opinion, we do like it said with a little bit of tact!!
if my bum looks big, tell me another style of skirt might look better!
if you think my top isn't right, don't tell me i look like an elephant (actual words used to me in the past!), tell me you would like to see me in something a little sexier!
it isn't that we don't want to know what you think, you just need to engage your brain before you open your mouth!!
as usual!! LOL xx xx
2006-10-23 06:10:53 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs Chicagosgirl!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's your own fault for going shopping in the first place !
2006-10-23 05:39:51 · answer #6 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we're not actually asking for an opinion more of a nod and a grunt that means yes.......
the usual man response
2006-10-23 05:42:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can say what you like, it's the way you say it. Learn some tact. Why noy say something like "That's Ok, but you would look fantastic in..........................". Play down the negative.
2006-10-23 05:54:26 · answer #8 · answered by Ann 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because you say everything is nice, if you were as enthusiastic about a new dress as you were some sexy undies it would be nice, try it next time you are asked!
2006-10-23 05:36:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We really do want an honest opinion, but just don't be so harsh with it.
2006-10-23 05:35:32 · answer #10 · answered by ♥dream_angel♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋