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I will pick the joke that will make me die a little inside
2006-10-23 05:28:59 · 41 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Whats brown and sticky?
A stick!!!
2006-10-23 05:31:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Q:How do you catch an Unique rabbit?
A:Unique up on it! lol
Q:How do you catch a Tame rabbit?
A: Tame way, unique up on it.
Q:What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
A:Nacho Cheese.
*My little sisters told me these and i was in tears*
Did you ever hear of a movie called "Constapated"?
....it never came out
Q: whats the difference between a cat and a frog?
A: A cat has 9 lives but a frog croakes every day.
Q: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
A: "To get to the other side."
Q: "Why did the baby cross the road?"
A: "He was stapled to the chicken."
Q: "Why did the chicken cross the playground?"
A: "To get to the other slide."
Q: "Why did the baby cross the playground?"
A: "Still stapled to the chicken."
2006-10-23 06:21:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh god you want me to narrow down all my rubbish jokes to find you one that will make you die a little inside...if i told them all you would have given up completely!! what goes from green to red in the flick of a switch? a frog in a blender!! or whats the longest word in the world? smiles as it has a mile between the two s's....thank you and good night!
2006-10-23 09:16:11 · answer #3 · answered by bella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BEST
Sam and Bessie are senior citizens, and Sam has always wanted an expensive pair of alligator cowboy boots. Seeing them on sale one day, he buys a pair and wears them home, asking Bessie, "So, do you notice anything different about me?"
"What's different? It's the same shirt you wore yesterday and the same pants."
"What's different?" Frustrated, Sam goes into the bathroom, undresses and comes out completely naked, wearing only his new boots. Again he says, "Bessie, do you notice anything different?"
"What's different, Sam? It's hanging down today; it was hanging down yesterday and will be hanging down again tomorrow."
Angrily, Sam yells, "Do you know why it's hanging down? 'Cause it's looking at my new boots!!"
Bessie replies, "You shoulda bought a hat!"
WORST
why do men fart more than ladies ?
because ladies won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.
2006-10-23 06:32:47 · answer #4 · answered by kimandchris2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An English man and his welsh mate took their sons to the park, the English man said to the his welsh mate, why did you call your son David, the welsh man said well he was born on st Davids day it seemed like the best thing to do. He turned to the English man and said why did you call your son George, he said well he was born on st Georges day, it seemed like the best thing to do, at that moment their friend Paddy came over the hill and shouts to his young son "PANCAKE WILL YOU KEEP UP". LOL. I love that joke it always makes me laugh.
2006-10-23 16:00:55 · answer #5 · answered by mams brown eyed gel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An American, an Englishman, a German and a French man walk into a bar.
The bartender asks: "is this a joke?"
2006-10-23 06:52:39 · answer #6 · answered by Eyeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well superman was flying around one sunny afternoon and looks down and happens to see wonder woman sunbathing in the nude. Superman is thinking hmmmm.... I could go down and hit that so fast she would never know it was me..... So Bang Bang he hits and is gone. Wonder woman asks what the hell was that? The invisible man says I do not know but it got me in the booty!
2006-10-23 05:32:58 · answer #7 · answered by tbear 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A georgeous,deaf-and-dumb,blond nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
2006-10-23 07:13:05 · answer #8 · answered by the gunners 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good on you, you can tell them???????
You have maid the skycat fall down to earth lol
#5: A Fake Hanging
Randy Wood's marriage was over, but apparently he was still a little bitter about the divorce. So he decided to play a prank on his ex-wife. He called her up and asked her to come over, telling her that he had something to show her. Obligingly she drove over,
only to find him hanging by a noose from a tree in his front yard. Terrifed, she immediately dialed 911. Emergency services, including firefighters, policemen, and paramedics, soon showed up. But when they went to cut Wood down they discovered he wasn't dead. He wasn't even hurt. He had strung himself up as a prank to scare his ex-wife, using a lineman's harness similar to those used by utility crews. The authorities warned that he would face a fine of up to $1,000 and a year in jail for his prank.
2006-10-23 05:40:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I LOVE sh*t jokes. Here’s a few.
Q : What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons
A : HoseA & HoseB
Q : What do you call a sleepwalking nun
A : A Roaming Catholic
Q : What sounds like a bell, is brown and smelly.
A : Dung!
Oh, i think i might have pis*ed myself!
2006-10-23 05:34:11 · answer #10 · answered by speedball182 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
2 Condoms
Why did the Irishman wear 2 condoms?
To be sure, to be sure.
2006-10-23 06:12:18 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋