show me the money.
2006-10-23 05:22:01 · 37 answers · asked by artful dodger 3 in Pets ➔ Birds
I woke up this morning and felt like a parrot
but iam alright now
alright now
alright now
2006-10-23 05:31:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
First I would teach him to say Hello. Then I would teach him to count and also the alphabet.
I used to work in a pet store and it is actually quite funny what those birds can pick up. Of course they knew swear words because of all of the teenagers who though they were cute to teach the birds swear words. But the one parrot also picked up things like, "Have a nice day", Hi, how are you?", Mom, can we go look at the puppies!" and other stuff. You have to be very careful what you say if you're going to teach your parrot to talk.
In other words, don't teach your bird anything you wouldn't want a small child or priest to hear. Many parrots can live a long time, and what might be funny in some situations definitely will not be appreciated in others.
A bird that talks crudely may have trouble finding a good home if he outlives his owner, which MOST of them do.
2006-10-23 05:32:05 · answer #2 · answered by msnite1969 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would teach him to recite the parrot sketch from Monty Python.
2006-10-23 06:17:51 · answer #3 · answered by neogriff 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a blue crown conure for 17 years and he has a huge vocabulary. I think his best repertoire is his phone conversation- he literally says "hello, uh huh, uh huh, yea, yea, okay okay bye" People get a kick out of it because he usually does it every time the phone rings, either at the house and even on the TV!
2006-10-23 05:45:14 · answer #4 · answered by mac 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm a parrot I'm a parrot I'm a parrot
2006-10-23 05:37:50 · answer #5 · answered by tiz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would teach it to say "I can talk and I'm smarter than some of the "people" that exist on this planet, and in this question and answer room
2006-10-23 14:43:04 · answer #6 · answered by harleyladydj 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Awwwrk! Roll a joint! Got any Acid? Skin up! Where's the draw?
Awrrrk! (Great for when the drug squad come round)
2006-10-23 06:05:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"hello", then put him by the door so i dnt hav 2 say hi 2 people hu come round
2006-10-23 08:47:16 · answer #8 · answered by eayrin 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would teach him to say "that's right baby"
2006-10-23 05:31:25 · answer #9 · answered by aunt b 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would teach it to say"Shut Up,Stupid," to Everyone.
2006-10-23 12:48:54 · answer #10 · answered by Rocker Chick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋