Does anyone remember the diarrhoea rhyme?

Question

I can't remember all the verses.

I know it started off...

It comes from your bum like a bullet from a gun,
diarrhoea,
diarrhoea.

Please help.

Answer 1

some people think its funny, but its really black and runny diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your lying in the bed and you feel something spread diarrhea diarrhea
When your climbing up a ladder and you hear something splatter diarrhea diarrhea
thats the only verses that i remember its been along time. good luck

Answer 2

when your sittin in the attic
and it come out automatic
diarrhoea diarrhoea

when you eaten a snicker
and it comes out even thinker
diarrhoea diarrhoea

it comes from your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhoea diarrhoea

Answer 3

I remember a line:

I was sitting in the attic and and it came out automatic,
Diarrhoea,
Diarrhoea!

Answer 4

running down the stairs and it dribbled out my flares, diarrhoea diarrhoea

came out my bum like a bullet from a gun diarrhoea diarhoea

Answer 5

I remember:

It comes out your bum like Pedigree Chum,
Diarrhoea,
Diarrhoea.

Answer 6

It slithers down your leg, like jelly and egg

diarrhoea, diarrhoea

or..it starts with a fart, out my hole it darts

diarrhoea, diarrhoea

Answer 7

You spend hours on the toilet and it aint no fun
diarrhoea
diarrhoea

The slush between your cheeks is all foul and wet
diarrhoea
diarrhoea

And your assole resembles a red rosette.

Answer 8

If your watching Barney Rubble and your pants begin to bubble...
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

If your riding in a chevy and you feel something heavy...
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

Answer 9

some people think it's funny
but it's really rather runny
diarrhea, diarrhea.
It comes out your hole
like a melted tootsie role
diarrhea, diarrhea
that all I know!

Answer 10

Constipation mental retardation constipation a game we used to play, first ya get a rubber hose then ya shove it up your nose blow a fart blow a part...constipation mental retardation..and so on and so forth..

Sing it...