A woman got into a crowded bus. No place to sit. So she requested a gentleman to spare his seat. He enquired why should he oblige her. She told him that she was pregnant and that's why. He gazed at her since she she didn't seem to be pregnant. Her belly was flat only. Doubtfully he asked her, "Lady, how long your are pregnant?" She replied: "Since 10 minutes ago"!
2006-10-23 04:54:28 · 30 answers · asked by Hobby 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its okay but it could've been better
2006-10-23 04:57:38 · answer #1 · answered by MiZz ChErIe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think you need to pop over and see Toietmoi and submit this as the Best Worst joke ever!! Terrible!!
2006-10-23 17:33:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG thats so NOT funny
so no i dont like it
cuz ive heard it a million times
2006-10-24 08:49:00 · answer #3 · answered by chij onpala 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have always been desperate to use that excuse on a bus but never had the courage.
2006-10-23 12:06:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
bad joke. heres one. woman on plane, plain about to crash, woman never had sex before, fearing she is going to die a virgin she jumps up and says is there anyone man enough on this plain to make me a woman. with this a young man stands up, removes his shirt and says here iron this. hope you like it.
2006-10-23 21:07:17 · answer #5 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell, the joke to a blonde, today and she'll get it in 5 days time!
sorry....no offence intended
2006-10-23 12:23:46 · answer #6 · answered by cookie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess its a lil funny. I only giggled from it maybe next time you can come up with something better thanks for my 2pts dude!
2006-10-23 11:58:59 · answer #7 · answered by Lady C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-10-23 12:30:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its not very funny sorry
2006-10-23 12:00:41 · answer #9 · answered by pat e 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
poor joke
2006-10-23 21:00:24 · answer #10 · answered by Tommyboy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-10-23 19:46:30 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋