A friend of mine did this in a bar in the City. He wiped his ar@e with his boxer shorts and stuffed them behind the toilet bowl. He then came upstairs and complained (very loudly) to the manageress about what had happened. He demanded compensation for the embarrassment and inconvenience and she gave him 2 bottles of champagne and the money to get his suit dry cleaned.
2006-10-23 04:53:01 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
i would ski around the toilet floor like a dog. i always look first and check other loos out to see if they had any in that one. and if not then i dont know just crap meself i guess and let the manager clean it up
2006-10-23 04:55:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
This has happend to me before and I just went to the manager and said your bathroom needs some toilet paper.
What a puttts this guy is. I think I would have gone into the girls bathroom to get some or asked the next guy in there to find some.
And to think I could have got something for free because of this, Gee, I guess I should be more demanding.
2006-10-23 05:18:01 · answer #2 · answered by pegasis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd have snuck out of the stall, grabbed some hand towels from the dispenser or if that was empty, grabbed some napkins from a table and then gone back in a wiped up.
I'd have never made a scene! But good for him for getting the free champagne!
2006-10-23 05:35:52 · answer #3 · answered by Think.for.your.self 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(Talking to your friend)::
All this business with having to use half a ream of paper to wipe your ars e each time tells me one thing: your crap is FAR too loose and you're obviously eating rubbish fast foods etc. I know this isn't exactly tea-time chat but I find that I never leave the tiniest sign of anything on my wipings, and if I do, then there's something not quite right with the old guts, so normally, a lack of paper wouldn't bother me, least of all call for the use of a pair of boxers AND the necessity to get a suit cleaned. Sounds to me like you shat yourself !!!!
2006-10-23 05:24:13 · answer #4 · answered by Dover Soles 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i remember a couple of years back when i had a bad gut getting to my own toilet and realising i had already used the last babywipe (hey if they are good enough for a babys bum they are good enough for mine) last visit so i just went striaght into the shower, then i went searching for paper tissues round the flat cos i knew i was in no fit state to reach a shop without an acccident in my pants i had to use kitchen roll for about a day i felt "relieved" when my gut settled enough to go get more babywipes, i now always make sure i have a spare pack in the toilet just in case.
2006-10-23 05:18:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Surely any person with some intelligence and foresight, first checks to see there is a good supply of toilet tissue before indulging in a bowel movement?
2006-10-23 04:57:37 · answer #6 · answered by simon2blues 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a bar, I've come to expect there to be no rolls in the toilet, not in the gent's anyway. I always try to keep a packet of pocket tissues for all sorts of emergencies. I've never regretted having them.
2006-10-23 05:07:59 · answer #7 · answered by xenobyte72 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How embarrassing! I can't see him getting 2 bottles of champagne for it though to be honest.
2006-10-23 05:02:35 · answer #8 · answered by jeeps 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check my handbag for tissues, a good reason that we ladies carry out handbags to the toilet. But then, I would always check before I sat.
2006-10-23 05:02:05 · answer #9 · answered by aliinmegeve 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a fabulous move. I suppose I might do something similar... I always carry a handkerchief.
(Actually I always carry tissues, but for the sake of argument I will pretend the tissues are not an option.)
2006-10-23 04:55:38 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋