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My son has a State swim meet this Saturday and I want to play a practical joke on him.

2006-10-23 04:33:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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calliope is ALMOST right.
im pretty sure youve never seen what we call in the swimming biz "the reverse dorsal fin"...

havent you ever heard of strategy?

2006-10-23 04:43:42 · answer #1 · answered by catfish_alomar_jr 2 · 0 1

So let me get this straight, you're the parent of a 17 year old, which means you have to be an adult, and have been one for several years, and you want to give your under-aged son a non-prescribed controlled substance as a practical joke? Not only that, but in such a way that his team mates (can you say scarred for life?) and his coaches (can you say duty to report?) would know it, at an event that probably means more to him than most things this year?

I thought I'd seen it all.

2006-10-23 04:40:02 · answer #2 · answered by calliope320 4 · 0 0

Or, you could kill him.
Whats wrong with you?
Viagra is a prescription drug for a reason, it has some serious side effects. Would you like to be standing in the ER explaining to a dr why your practical joke sent his blood pressure soaring, and an unknown aneurysm blew up?
Yeah, big laugh

2006-10-23 04:39:10 · answer #3 · answered by justa 7 · 0 0

Viagra for a 17 year old? It could cause his ***** to explode. Get a clue, you could face child endangerment charges.

2006-10-23 04:38:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The hell with moderate safety, double the normal adult dose and let the fun begin...

2006-10-23 04:36:17 · answer #5 · answered by buldawg 5 · 0 0

Whoa there,
that's mean.
Sorry,I don't see the humor,and besides healthy 17 yr old don't need this in their system.
Silly dad.

2006-10-23 04:38:04 · answer #6 · answered by starrdevine 6 · 0 0

Wouldnt give him more that a fraction of a pill. Seriously. Someone his age doesnt need much. He will have a hardon for hours and it can become dangerous.

2006-10-23 04:37:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

NONE.

Taking viagra when it is not needed could cause him to need it sooner than he would normally.

2006-10-23 04:36:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you are obviously kidding, but that would be a fantastic joke to play on a friend...could you imagine giving it to someone who was going to the gym to workout....great idea...you may be a genius.

2006-10-23 04:46:03 · answer #9 · answered by jena 1 · 0 0

i just thought i would let you know that what you are planning is child abuse and child endangerment and drugging someone without there knowledge is assault

2006-10-23 04:39:24 · answer #10 · answered by omallory_us 5 · 0 0

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