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and his first night there he keeps hearing all these numbers being shouted out at night and everyone laff's and laff's .. night after night this goes on and the guy begins to wonder what exactly it's all about. he asks his cellmate to explain and the cellmate replies with "there are so many jokes that get told that we've numbered them in order to remember them. so someone shouts out a number and we all laff" well, later on the guy learns the routine and tries his luck at telling a joke once the lights were out. so he shouts out a number and it's quiet.. not a snicker, not a giggle.. nothing.. the guy asks his cellmate "why didn't anyone laff"... the cellmate responds with "well.. some people can tell a joke and some people can't."


OKAY so this is the lamest joke i've ever told! ... ahhh i thought it was funny .... ba-du-dump!

2006-10-23 04:20:11 · 11 answers · asked by Jana 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

at least he tried...

2006-10-23 04:29:13 · answer #1 · answered by hugme 3 · 1 0

Well, I'd pick Pisces, Scorpio, Libra, Aquarius, and Capricorn. Capricorn is for all the smarts and planning to break into a bank. Libra to seduce the watchmen. Scorpio as the assassin, just in case Aquarius, because you need to borrow his U.F.O for a quick getaway. and Pisces, because she'll act helpless and innocent, just in case ur in court.

2016-05-22 01:10:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

it is quite a lame joke, ive heard worse tho. it's lame in a funny way. one ive heard before:

"three elephants jump of a cliff. two land on rocks, one lands in the water. bum-bum-chish"

thats a lame joke lol

2006-10-23 04:24:53 · answer #3 · answered by loz1690 1 · 0 1

That's flippin awesome. HAHAHAHA! It'd be awesome to hear someone who can't tell a joke try and tell this joke. It'd be sheer awesomeness.

2006-10-23 04:59:12 · answer #4 · answered by Dr. Answers 5 · 1 0

Yes, it is lame very lame.

2006-10-23 05:33:26 · answer #5 · answered by Princess Peach 3 · 0 0

that was'nt lame it was awsome no realy it was realy good

2006-10-23 04:38:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

which bank did he rob? *wink*

2006-10-23 05:19:52 · answer #7 · answered by stretch 7 · 1 0

dat's not lame!!! it really made me laugh!!!!

2006-10-23 05:27:23 · answer #8 · answered by sylesh3 3 · 1 0

hmm...well..hmm alritey than

2006-10-23 04:23:45 · answer #9 · answered by Michael D 5 · 1 0

ok

2006-10-23 04:27:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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