2006-10-23 03:50:35 · 18 answers · asked by shane 1 in Sports ➔ Martial Arts
other than me? no...
Chuck Norris once took Viagra.... there were no survivors.
Chuck norris doesn't mow the lawn.... he dares it to grow!
2006-10-23 04:17:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can beat Chuck Norris in getting beat up by Chuck Norris (unless he lets me beat him, in which case I just beat him a fight).
2006-10-24 15:25:50 · answer #2 · answered by MBG 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a study done by Chuck Norris...no one has ever or will ever be able to beat Chuck Norris in a fight or anything.
60% of his studies have been proven right 100% of the time!
lol
2006-10-23 03:57:06 · answer #3 · answered by michellewho11582 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
In his prime, Chuck has only studied standing ... with striking and kicks. He now knows and understands the ground game. Chuck was pretty invincable a long time ago. But, now that everyone cross-trains different disciplines, Chuck would have no chance. Check out this video to show you another technique to win all fights without striking.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swtCbVrwQZg
2006-10-23 10:03:40 · answer #4 · answered by bluegrazzboy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) Chuck Norris is an excellent martial artist.
2) He has helped a lot of kids with his Kick Start program
3) He is in his mid 60's. There are plenty of much younger martial artists who are better fighters right now.
2006-10-23 05:25:57 · answer #5 · answered by yupchagee 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a quote by chuck norris
"Lee, pound for pound, might well have been one of the strongest men in the world, and certainly one of the quickest."
2006-10-23 19:24:38 · answer #6 · answered by sd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is the ****. Of course no one could beat him up haha
2006-10-23 04:47:26 · answer #7 · answered by Spitts 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahhahahahahah....don't make me laugh.
I could beat Chuck Norris in a 40 yard dash any day of the week.
2006-10-23 05:09:07 · answer #8 · answered by spidertiger440 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
In a MMA fight such as UFC, Pride FC, King of the Cage or Rings etc. he would not last one minute. He has no sense of the ground game. His fantastic kicks have nothing beind them and would be taken down and submitted or ground and pounded in a heart beat.
That is the answer!!!!!!
2006-10-23 06:26:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes, Steven Seagal
2006-10-23 03:57:53 · answer #10 · answered by odafintutuola 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋