clean, dirty, short, long, anything.
2006-10-23 03:42:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducked.
2006-10-23 03:52:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death.
One smart a s s, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" and the whole classroom burst into laughter.
After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."
2006-10-23 10:59:36 · answer #2 · answered by ?karissa? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well jokes all depend on delivery. My sister makes this joke the most hilarious joke you have EVER heard
"A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says 'Why such a long face?'"
She tends to go "A HORSE [SQUEAL] WALKS [SAYS THAT IN A HIGH PITCHED VOICE] INTO A [BUSTS OUT LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY] BAR [HEAVES BECAUSE SHE CAN'T BREATH SHE IS LAUGHING SO HARD] AND THE [STARTS BREATHING HEAVIER AND FACE TURNS INTO A TOMATO] BARTENDER [USUALLY COLLAPSES WITH LAUGHTER AND HAS TO HAVE SOMEONE ELSE FINISH IT HERE]"
2006-10-23 10:55:36 · answer #3 · answered by raechel.denise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the opposite of christopher reeves?
Christopher walken!
2006-10-23 11:08:15 · answer #4 · answered by dylan h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol .. eric c... that's the funniest yet! thanks for asking this question .. i needed the laff!
2006-10-23 11:09:00 · answer #5 · answered by Jana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋