Mine was our next door neighbours child not ours (ours are complete angels - yeah right!) It was a wet rainy day and my neighbour was out shopping, and she stopped to get some money from the A.T.M, looked down and here was her 2 year old son on all fours, drinking water from a puddle like a dog! Still cracks me up when I think about it a year later.
2006-10-23 03:09:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
A sales guy who was black...came to the door and my daughter yelled out that there was a chocolate man at the door.
2006-10-23 03:18:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
at the same time as my oldest boy, who's now 30, replaced into about 2; for some reason use to pronounce words which began with the letters S and T and may want to replace it with the letter F. sometime when we were in the checkout line on the food market, he said a sucker tree which the cashier females used to furnish out a sucker to the children. properly at the same time as he yelled out "Mommy i'd like a sucker!" repalce the S with the F. and also you comprehend the appearance I were given. WHEW
2016-12-05 03:28:59 · answer #2 · answered by mehaffey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We have a rental home and the tenants there got a dog even after we told them no pets. I am a huge animal rights person and after she got the dog, she completely neglected it which really bothered me so I gave it away (to someone I knew would take good care of the dog). When she asked me about the dog, ofcourse I said "don't know". Well several months later in casual conversation, my daughter told her that I gave the dog away. Basically she busted me big time in a lie. I was SO embarrassed.
2006-10-23 03:19:15 · answer #3 · answered by HazelEyes 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This was quite a few years back during the winter... My son had spent the weekend at my sister's and they watched an episode of South Park in his presence(without me knowing). Well, about a week later, I was at the grocery store with my son. He yanked on the strings of his jacket hood and yelled out, "Oh my God, you killed kenny! You bastard!" right in the middle of the cereal aisle with lots of other parents around. LOL I'm laughing about it now, but it was so embrassing back then.
2006-10-23 03:22:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
mine was a few years ago, and involves my adult son (29)...
he had been in a serious automobile accident. at this point he was now home and on the mend. we had to go to a dr. one day. we get there, i pull right to the door get out, get him and his walker and get him to the wall just inside the auto opening doors.
there is a long hall to get to the drs. office. too far for him to have to walk, i see at the end of the hall there are wheel chairs, so i go to get one for his "ease". about half way there, i hear him "MAMA", "MAMA", "MAMA"! ! ! i look back to see what the heck is wrong -----his pants had fallen down around his ankles, no underwear on! and him not able to bend down to get them. so i got to him as quick as i could and pulled them up. got the wheel chair, parked the car and went back in to sit with him in the outer office area. it was then we both started laughing and wondering who saw??? from the way people acted (or didn't) we feel sure NO ONE saw it happen!!! which is amazing, him right at the door where any traffic could see, a couple of doors lined on that hallway and of course the office ahead in straight view. but oh my gosh we have laughed about that thing so many times, and have had family and friends say they think about it and laugh over and over again.
2006-10-23 04:25:22 · answer #5 · answered by bebomije 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I took my son who was 6 at the time, shopping with me to look at bathing suits. I heard hey mommy look at me and looked down and he had a crotch sticker from a bikini bottom stuck to his forehead. I have no idea how long I walked around with my 6 year old wearing a sticker that touched God knows who's crotch! I felt instantly beat red!
2006-10-23 03:43:35 · answer #6 · answered by Michelle Lynn 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
my car was in the shop so i had to use public transportation. after my son who is 5 came home from a weekend at his grandmother house he seemed to have learned a new word. so we where on the bus and a man got on and set across from us and had a bad smell. my son look at him and said "you smell like ****" really loud it was so quiet that everyone on the bus heard him and turned around and stared at me not him.
2006-10-23 04:56:40 · answer #7 · answered by jazzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first black person my child seen she called him a boogie man and said that we had to leave. I was horrified! I tried to tell him that we aren't racist but we live in a very small town and everybody is white.
2006-10-23 03:25:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't my child, but a friend of mine. His child asked if I was made from chocolate. I myself thought it was funny, but his parents did not.
2006-10-23 03:58:21 · answer #9 · answered by Boo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL That's hilarious!!! When my son was 3 (he's 16 now), he called a total stranger "baboon butt". I thought I'd die!!
2006-10-23 07:09:26 · answer #10 · answered by spelling nazi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋