Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as he now considered her to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
2006-10-23 02:17:40 · 23 answers · asked by anitha 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lovely Anitha, your avatar ends with ‘ha’
And you make people laugh ha! Ha! Ha!
Your joke was WOW, funny, yet macabre
You really have a beautiful sense of humour.
How few people spread the magic of laughter…
In this world of greed and senseless murder.
People like you are rare and very hard to find,
You are made from a mold just one of its kind.
Sweetheart, your joke is not a mad…
Nor is it a washed-out joke put out to dry.
It’s a literary catastrophe that makes you laugh & cry!
I just loved it and if I were a little bird,
I would fly to you and whisper…
“This is by far the best joke I have ever heard!!!”
2006-10-24 01:24:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
The Medical Director, upon the hearing the answer must have gone Mad...hense I feel .............. Yes its definitely a Mad Joke an appropriate Heading ! Ha Ha Ha ........Nice humour !!
2006-10-23 02:33:42 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very jokingly mad Story
2006-10-23 23:40:17 · answer #3 · answered by macman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well lookin at it in the light of humour then its hilarious but on a more serious note it throws light on plight of psychiatric patients...
2006-10-23 10:56:16 · answer #4 · answered by whatever 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious. Good Joke.
2006-10-23 02:22:41 · answer #5 · answered by Lizzie03 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sad but being it is a joke it is hilarious.
2006-10-23 02:25:39 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey!its a good one..hehehehe
2006-10-23 04:02:16 · answer #7 · answered by $/\/@ZZY G@L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey nice joke
2006-10-24 02:15:44 · answer #8 · answered by kari 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
grr8 joke buddy
2006-10-23 03:44:37 · answer #9 · answered by bapsy j 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sad but funny
couldn't predict what's gonna happen at the end until i finished it;
2006-10-23 02:21:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋