At a monastery high in the mountains, the monks have a rigid vow of silence. Only at Christmas can the monk speak, and then only two words, and only to the head monk.
On his first Christmas there, Brother Thomas is allowed to speak and he says, "More Blankets" Silence ensues for 365 days.
The next Christmas, Brother Thomas speaks to the head monk again, and says "More Food".
Once again, silence for 366 days (it's leap year). The following Christmas, Brother Thomas speaks to the head monk and says, "I'm leaving."
The head monk responded "Good, you've done nothing but ***** since you've got here.
2006-10-23 01:30:11 · 13 answers · asked by EL Big Ed 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute, I'll have to remember that one.
2006-10-23 01:43:15 · answer #1 · answered by gotmilk53762 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*****
2006-10-23 08:33:33 · answer #2 · answered by Timothy C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well they asked but did nothing to imporve the conditions that he was telling them about. I don't blame him.
2006-10-23 08:39:57 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats is very funny
2006-10-23 08:35:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny
2006-10-23 08:35:42 · answer #5 · answered by RWIZ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its Good !! [Just two words!]
2006-10-23 08:53:20 · answer #6 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very cool dude
2006-10-23 09:32:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa:)
2006-10-23 08:46:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2006-10-23 08:33:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OKAY. I still don't get it. Explain?
2006-10-23 08:48:44 · answer #10 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋