whats the bets all the offended cu nts answer this one then
I would like a recipie for a decent meal made from cat(one too many thuds I guess)Cant eat the parrot(dont want to poison meself)and moggie seems to have suffered an early demise(gone to the great litter tray in the sky)I only have one other choice and that is a pot noodle (beef and tomato tastes like ****)so Its cat frikasee for me tonite then????
2006-10-23 01:06:54 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Cats
and before you start all you spellcheckers out there the spell checker didnt pick up the mis-spelling of offensive ok?
2006-10-23 01:09:08 · update #1
all the little sad cat haters love fools like u askin questions like this dont they? 4 a tastier treat all u cruel morons on this page,go and boil ur heads, its all ur fit for.
2006-10-23 03:09:02 · answer #1 · answered by catwoman 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Maybe I could think up an answer to your question if I could understand what it is you're asking, but the garbled mess of words is kind of hard for mature minds to decode.
Either you obviously posted this question here hoping to make cat-lovers angry or you're just very, very confused. If you're really interested in eating your dead pet then go post about it in the food and dining section, though I'm not sure anyone there would be able to make heads or tails of your question either...
2006-10-23 09:20:03 · answer #2 · answered by piratewench 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Woah where's all that anger coming from? Make yourself a cup of tea and chill out.
I hear cat is quite a tough meat, which is why they don't bother killing them for food in poorer countries, get yourself a pet lamb or something.
2006-10-23 08:12:30 · answer #3 · answered by Fairy Nuff 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I note with pleasure that despite the fact that you DID use the spell-checker which ALWAYS gets OFFENSIVE wrong (god bless the w.. sorry - Yanks) someone who won't read still had to remark about it!
2006-10-23 08:20:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got one take 1 pu*sy preferably shaven you need tongue some whipped cream and chocolate body paint
directions take the pu*sy smear with whipped cream add the body pain to all the little crevices and folds and take the tongue and side over the pu*sy until you hear oooohhhh arrrrr and are after this stage you can enjoy all your hard work
2006-10-23 12:20:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't you know,the beef in pot noodle is really...................cat! Thats why it tastes like cr*p! So there you go,don't bother eating the cat!
2006-10-23 08:17:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope that you are joking.. There is no need for such rubbish. Take a good look at yourself. You are a clown.
2006-10-24 04:33:25 · answer #7 · answered by Abaddon_The_Dark_One 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cat curry?i had that last nite.yum yum.get your marigolds out+skin the hairy little swine.finely dice+add a good quality sauce.leave 2 simmer 4 about an hour.and heres a tip with the festive season approaching y not stuff the remaining furball with a hot water bottle??great gift
2006-10-23 08:22:22 · answer #8 · answered by Nellynoo 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋
hahahaha
ive got to ask what drugs your smoking cos you have a seriouse case of the nasty munchies...
i suggest smoke some more of that sh*t and go fry your cat in a little oil and season with lots of garlic and herbs to rid the crispy decaying body of it awful dead cat stench...
and before anyone gasps in horror.... he wanted shock factor .... let him have it!!!! ( " , )
2006-10-23 11:46:05 · answer #9 · answered by Cat ( " , ) 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And I bet you're really popular at the Pound.
"Oh, boy. That is a big one there!"
2006-10-23 08:27:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋