for example after eating "Royal Game Soup" etc. in the office - your advice please....
2006-10-23 01:02:57 · 13 answers · asked by fanny a 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
Don't disguise it - make it loud and be proud! Farts can be a great talking point in the office, with tales of "The Worst Fart I Have Ever Done" and "My Most Inappropriate Trouser Cough" raising morale and creating team spirit.
I will never forget the one I dropped in a department store - gross! I hurried away, stopped and looked back. Another woman approached the rack of coats - and made a hasty exit.... Never forgotten the look on her face! Go for it - wherever you be let the wind blow free.
2006-10-24 06:58:31 · answer #1 · answered by Hilary Y 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could buy the underwear version of charcoal insoles. I think they're called @ssholes. Put on some UB40 and turn it up loud on to disguise the noises.
2006-10-23 02:08:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Swivel round in your chair a few times, print something out, go and get it and then swivel round again as you sit back down.
This will fan the fumes away from you!
Another trick is to let it out on your way back from the printer - happy farting!
2006-10-23 01:10:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a fan and just let the rest of the office savour the ripe stench
2006-10-23 01:05:36 · answer #4 · answered by poli_b2001 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Raise a disdainful eyebrow,give a disgusted look to whoever is nearest,and your hand to your nose so as to give the impression you are protecting your delicate senses from this offensive stench.
2006-10-23 01:14:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just let them bask in the ambience and go to the photocopier.
Then on your return make a comment about someones lunch is leaking.
2006-10-23 01:12:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lay off the Baxters, if you find that too difficult at least eat an air freshener for pudding
2006-10-23 01:09:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat some raw garlic afterwards..that will mix with the soup and everyone will think you had lunch in an italian restaurant..
2006-10-23 03:51:22 · answer #8 · answered by grumpcookie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always fart in a crowd of people and then walk off, turn around and laugh at them all blaming each other for the nasty smell. (Works well in pubs!)
2006-10-23 01:05:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
look around, mutter that you work with animals, and get on with your work hahahahhaha
i do it with the customers that come into my shop
2006-10-23 01:31:19 · answer #10 · answered by double d debbie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋