2006-10-23 00:59:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
Beware - they may contain secret drugs like Pringles do. The junk food market are our dealers and we are all hooked!
2006-10-23 01:12:37 · answer #1 · answered by Sam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Studies have proven Mcvities Jaffa Cakes have a minute amount of cocaine laced within the jelly substance of the "jaffa" cake, thus making them highly addictive and dangerous when eaten in excess, you will note that there is a small printed warning that people of a young age should not eat more than 30 a day. This technique was also used with Pringles, (Once you pop you can't stop! - quite literally), cocopops, cocacola (very early days) and tuc biscuits. I enjoy all of the above but suffer from a perivous drug problem and do not eat any of these goods for fear of relapse. Kind regards Grace.
2016-05-22 00:49:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's a Jaffa Cake????
2006-10-23 01:01:19 · answer #3 · answered by empress_pam 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They inject opium into the tangy centre and how can you not know what a jaffa cake is.
2006-10-23 01:14:16 · answer #4 · answered by matt151091 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*mmmfff* Sorry, can't answer *chomp*, too busy stuffing face with Jaffa cakes..... total eclipse!
2006-10-23 01:02:49 · answer #5 · answered by theredalbino 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BECAUSE JAFFA JUST SLIDED INTO YOUR MOUTH AND MELT
2006-10-23 01:04:15 · answer #6 · answered by angie-babes 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its because they taste delicious do you eat the whole packet without realising because I do!!
2006-10-23 01:36:43 · answer #7 · answered by Lisa P 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Coz it is the greatest thing that has ever been made!
2006-10-23 01:13:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is just the nature of the little beasties!!!!
2006-10-23 01:01:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's the orangy bit in the middle, it's top
2006-10-23 01:02:25 · answer #10 · answered by christian b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋