The beautiful secretary of a banker goes on a sight-seeing tour with a rich African king; an important client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, since she can’t reject this guy outright she thought for a while and said "I will marry you under 3 conditions. First, my engagement ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring"
Nodding his head African king said, "No problem! I have. I have."
Realizing her first condition was easy she said, "I want you to build me a mansion in New York.
He whips out his cellular phone and calls some brokers in New York. Then said to her, "Okay, I build. I build."
Realizing that she only has one last condition, she decided to have a tough one, thought a while and said, "Since I like sex, I want the man I marry to have a 14-inch penis."
The man seems a bit disturbed, sat down muttering in African dialect after few minutes he said, looking really sad, "OKAY, OKAY. I CUT. I CUT."
2006-10-23 00:43:01 · 21 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm just arriving from work and you just scared the sleep away from me, I can't stop laughing, just wait until Friday to tell the guys at the pub and tonight at job. Thanks for that one, you made my day, the only I hope is that those morons who never understand jokes or the ones who always try to analyze them don't come with insults or stupid comments. From my behalf you have a 100 from 10.
2006-10-23 00:51:31 · answer #1 · answered by Javy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
limit the size
2006-10-23 01:15:37 · answer #2 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoo that is one informed computer. Bet Jeremy was in shock.
2016-03-28 04:48:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it.
2006-10-23 01:11:24 · answer #4 · answered by Bladerunner (Dave) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gud 1..lol
2006-10-23 00:54:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats is so funny ha ha ha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha ah aha aha aaha a
2006-10-23 01:21:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. LOL
2006-10-23 01:57:25 · answer #7 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-10-23 01:15:36 · answer #8 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny
2006-10-23 01:02:18 · answer #9 · answered by Shack S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-10-23 03:01:22 · answer #10 · answered by blaire 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋