An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are all to give speeches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience.
The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin. When he finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask him what he was doing.
'Well' he explained' By rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls and thus Gentlemen. So my speech started Ladies and Gentlemen'.
On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to himself I'll go one better than that English fool and started his speech by making an antler symbol with his fingers above his head before also rubbing his chest and his groin. When he finished his colleagues asked what he was doing.
'Well' he explained' By imitating antlers and then rubbing my chest and groin I was starting my speech by saying Dear Ladies and Gentlemen'.
On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to himself I'll go one further than those mainland fools and started his speech by making an antler symbol above his head, rubbing his chest, and then his groin, and then masturbating furiously. When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was doing.
'Well' he explained,' by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin and then masturbating I was starting my speech by saying 'Dear Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure.......'
2006-10-23 00:06:29 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You're good you!!
2006-10-23 00:12:07 · answer #1 · answered by artist_eye1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hope there were no Spanish people in the audience. With the way they rearrange our language any way, they may have interpreted it
more like, "-uck you Ladies and Gentlemen Dear"
2006-10-23 07:29:59 · answer #2 · answered by smblume63 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2006-10-23 07:13:03 · answer #3 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wise people wise gestures
2006-10-23 08:24:10 · answer #4 · answered by stone 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How silly
2006-10-23 09:02:35 · answer #5 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahaha that was funny!!!
2006-10-23 07:37:45 · answer #6 · answered by Michelle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2006-10-23 07:16:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Damn..................wat can i say 'bout it. It's so excellent!!! Nice dude.
2006-10-23 07:17:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was so funny.
2006-10-23 09:07:52 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
DUDE THAT WAS AUSUMN.....ROCK ON....**** CANT STOP LAUGHING
2006-10-23 07:52:42 · answer #10 · answered by death_imprisoned_life_vanished 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋