which is the best adult joke u have ever heard???

Question

u can tell as many as u can.............

Answer 1

Ahh.so many that i cant tell

Answer 2

Two prisoners have shared a cell and a special kind of relationship for a few years. One of them is a big, aggressive and dominant guy, the other one is a small, pathetic and - due to the unfavorable circumstances - passive guy.
One day the small guy says:
'We've been together for so long, you've always got what you wanted from me, let me for once play the active part, please.'
'OK' - says the big guy after some consideration. He then turns his back to his partner and leans on the wall.
The small guy tries to initiate an intercourse, but it turns out that he is too short and cannot reach the target. After a few unsuccessful attempts for contact, he whines:
'Won't you help me a little?'
Big guy casts a look down at him over his shoulder and says:
'I love you.'

Answer 3

It was the first time as I recall,
One evening in May, you gave it me,
My mother was hiding and watching it all,
My very first time with her own eyes to see.
It was an experience beyond compare.
You pushed it between my lips, I swear,
I could feel it, feel it, all of it there.
I coughed and I spluttered, I thought I would choke,
So great was the feeling that nobody spoke,
The first time you gave me - my very first smoke.






What is it on a man that is round, hard, and sticks so far out of his
pyjamas that you can hang his hat on it? - His head

Answer 4

wife-(to her servent)remove my jeans.
wife-remove my top
wife-remove my bra.
wife remove my panties
wife- and dont wear my clothes from next time

Answer 5

this is really funnny art lol
http://www.skewgallery.com/thorneycroft....
http://www.douglasudellgallery.com/dynam...