What kind of improvised weapon would you use in a bar fight, and how would you use it?

Question

The most creative and descriptive (yet still realistic) answer gets awarded Best Answer.

The most creative and descriptive (yet still realistic) answer gets awarded Best Answer.

Example: "I'd take one of those cloth napkins and fill it with some broken glass from a beer bottle or something. I'd use it to club a guy in the back of the neck, and then I'd roll him around in it once he was on the ground."

Answer 1

Forget the traditional bottle breaking on the brass rail for a weapon.

I think I would put a jacket over my fist, punch a hole in the CD machine, grab 20 or so discs, and chuck 'em frisbee-style @ my foes.

I would run into the mens' room, grab a urinal cake & smush it in my enemy's face, after dipping it in Jager. After all, it IS a bar. :)

Or if it was someone I really hated, & this is super cruel: I'd pour Coors' Light down their throats & watch the suffering ensue.

Answer 2

First and foremost, you all have very serious issues that need to be addressed immedietly, especially the girl with the salt/lemon juice tootpick projectile in the eye, thats just wrong.

Here's what I would do. Grab a bottle of heavy proof liqour from behind the bar, start taking swigs, whip out the lighter, and start spraying flames on potential attackers. I pretty sure after the first 2 or 3, people would just stay away. Also good for impresing a girl at the bar by lighter her cigarette with a fireball...unless of course you happen to burn her face off....

Answer 3

a bar stool. i've used it once on two guys with broken bottles of whiskey. very effective for offense and defense. its reach (the legs) most specially (usually made of hard steel or iron) can badly injure many parts of the face (eyes, neck and nose) as well as the body. this also keeps the attacker on hold most of the time). use the legs (the more legs the better) to attack or for thrusting or pushing your weight on the attacker - the stool's top cushion serves as your defense from deadly weapons.

Answer 4

Years ago I saw a woman bean a man in bar with one of those heavy, cut glass ashtrays. They were made by the Gilbey's Gin company. He stayed down.

Answer 5

I have a large bamboo stick with a nail sticking out near the top. It used to be part of the decor. I always say if I need it I know where it is.

Answer 6

The bar of little men on the foosball table (if i could get it off the table) It would leave a great impression on a drunk man's forehead.

Answer 7

barstools and beer steins. There within easy reach, doesnt require a big plan, and have used both.

Pool cues aren't in every bar, chairs and glasses are though :)

Answer 8

a straw and a tooth pick, like a pea shooter, but put lemonjuice and salt on the toothpick and aim for the eye, the dalt and lemon would sting, as well as stabbing the eye

Answer 9

I would break a glass and use the jagged edges to blind the person, it would be hard for them to fight back this way.

Answer 10

Dave B., forget all that other crap, here is the best thing:

A hogleg - double barreled 12ga shotgun, short barrel and pistol grip, works every time.