A man decides too join the army they issue him with a toothbrush and toothpaste the next day the pulled out his wisdom teeth
The day after that he was issued with a comb and the day after that his head was shaved
The day after that the gave him a jockstrap the next day he was reported missing in action
2006-10-22 23:05:51 · 13 answers · asked by Scythe 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
too late the military already too that the day he signed up.
2006-10-22 23:09:32 · answer #1 · answered by besos 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey I came back yesterday,
I am not missing anymore,
But hell I miss Iraq and the cries of pain and the blood and the bombs, wow, I miss them.
2006-10-22 23:10:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes gay people can openly serve in the British armed forces and be open about it.
2016-05-22 00:39:55 · answer #3 · answered by Ethel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-23 00:16:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha funny
2006-10-22 23:13:09 · answer #5 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah he was sticking around for that huh?
(pretty funny)
2006-10-23 00:44:51 · answer #6 · answered by RWIZ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha.
2006-10-23 02:14:36 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2006-10-22 23:23:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha thats funny!!!!
2006-10-22 23:42:07 · answer #9 · answered by asiab b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah... not lame at all.
funny, really.
hilarious.
2006-10-22 23:10:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋