10. Your visa card and your belt both hit their limit.
9. She's been wearing an engagement ring for three weeks, but you don't recall proposing to her.
8. She just started a college course that meets seven nights a week.
7. She says she has to tell you something... on Jerry Springer.
6. Her love letters come soaked in formaldehyde rather than perfume.
5. Whenever she introduces you it's always "I would like you to meet an old friend of mine..."
4. She leaves a message on your phone and identifies herself by both her first and last names.
3. Your other girlfriend told you so.
2. The dartboard behind your photo on her wall.
1. Her girlfriends look at you, tilt their heads, and say, "You haven't got a clue, do you?"
2006-10-22 21:18:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh A+
funny how they made a list..
probably made by a woman..
considering its directed at men..
and you usually only make lists to help the pitifully clueless..
which means her man readin this must be der-der-der..
hmm..my boyfriend has some reading to do tomorrow morning..
im sure he wouldnt mind lookin over this list while hes playin trumpets in the bathroom..
2006-10-22 23:07:36 · answer #1 · answered by ajakhatarinaak47 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-22 21:26:39 · answer #2 · answered by Ronnie 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-05 03:19:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now i know y the answering machine was telling me that 'Miranda Hensley' - LOL -just kidding
2006-10-22 21:29:58 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol that's cold hearted
2006-10-22 23:44:25 · answer #5 · answered by fred k 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Miranda you are on another roll. Great job.
2006-10-23 02:42:47 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not Bad!
2006-10-23 02:54:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha.the last one was the funniest
2006-10-22 22:03:08 · answer #8 · answered by haha 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it! LOL Thank you.
2006-10-22 21:42:09 · answer #9 · answered by Keanu 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2006-10-22 21:19:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋