A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified to find an incredibly-ugly baby.
He went to his wife and said, "I cannot possibly be the father of that hideous child. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered."
When his wife blushed, he became suspicious, and demanded, "Have you been fooling around on me?"
His wife confessed, "Not this time."
2006-10-22 21:15:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I know this is getting repetitive...but this has been posted as well by me. Surely.....for someone who read my jokes regularly...how do you miss these baby?
2006-10-23 02:55:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha Ha
2006-10-22 22:49:10 · answer #2 · answered by Heista 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
2006-10-22 23:28:47 · answer #3 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-10-23 00:11:28 · answer #4 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Terrible. But, I guess he's never looked in the mirror.
2006-10-22 21:19:49 · answer #5 · answered by CorinneI 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nicely, i think of you recognize the respond to this already... toddlers are made by way of the organic organic and organic function of sexual reproduction. yet, why *are* toddlers grotesque? i do no longer know. they only are.
2016-11-24 23:49:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When once you start lying - you should keep lying. Else the truth will appear to be a lie. isn't it ?
Hi hi hi ~~~~~~~~~` !
2006-10-22 21:25:35 · answer #7 · answered by Alrahcam 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard that one before but it is still funny..:-)
2006-10-22 21:43:42 · answer #8 · answered by Belle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dont stop sending jokes i have become addict to ur jokes
2006-10-22 22:54:28 · answer #9 · answered by stone 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2006-10-22 21:16:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋