What's another reason cinderella had to be home by midnight?Because at the stroke of midnight her diaphragm turns back into a trampoline..
2006-10-22 20:24:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hee hee
2006-10-22 21:10:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because the mother fairy told that if she did'nt return by midnight her clothes will change into a rag and the coach
will turn into a pumpkin,the coachmen into some lizards and the horses into some mice.
2006-10-22 21:31:20 · answer #2 · answered by serene prabha c 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol 1st ghost : How u died? second ghost : I died of chilly. 1st ghost : How does it sense once you're death in chilly? second ghost : somewhat, i replaced into imprisoned in the refrigerator. initially, i replaced into shivering, then my total body began to freeze, later I felt the finished international replaced into darkish and that i died. fortuitously, I died with no longer a lot sufferings. 1st ghost : you're so pitiful.... second ghost : How about you? How did u die? 1st ghost : I died from coronary heart attack. second ghost : I see, why did u have a coronary heart attack? 1st ghost : somewhat, i realized that my spouse is having an affair with yet another guy. sometime, when I got here decrease back from paintings, said a pair of guy shoes outdoors my residing house. Then, i realized that the guy replaced into in my residing house with my spouse. when I rushed into the bedroom, my spouse replaced into on my own. i must locate the position that bastard is hiding. So I searched the lavatory, I ran downstairs, appeared in the storeroom, notwithstanding the bastard replaced into no longer there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the dresser, yet i found no longer something. because i replaced into too drained of all that operating,I were given a coronary heart attack and died. second ghost : Why did not you seem for the bastard in the refrigerator? in case you probably did, both one persons were alive now!!
2016-12-05 03:18:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because her clothes will turn back to rags and Prince Charming would know that he was dancing with a worker....haha...*sarcasm*
2006-10-22 20:57:25 · answer #4 · answered by Alyssa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To end her mid summers night dream
2006-10-22 20:47:24 · answer #5 · answered by Practical 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another reason
her fanny tuned into a pumpkin at midnight but not to worry she was out with peter,peter,the pumpkin eater...
2006-10-22 22:45:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Otherwise her parents would spank her.
2006-10-22 20:25:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess you've already answered your own joke.
2006-10-22 20:27:28 · answer #8 · answered by Ricky the Kid 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't get it.
2006-10-22 23:38:03 · answer #9 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because she has cancer.
2006-10-22 20:26:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋