just for fun
heres a couple of mine
Yo momma's like a NASCAR Driver, She burns 50 rubbers a day
Yo momma's so nasty she pours sea water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh
yo momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked her self to sleep trying to get back up
2006-10-22 18:26:45 · 16 answers · asked by DirtyRavenCB47 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ouch. Your jokes.
Ok, I'd have to say your momma's been laid more times than linoleum. - crewed more times than Black and Decker.
2006-10-22 19:49:35 · answer #1 · answered by le païen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe some of these are great like your crabs 1 lolx
Yo mommas so fat that when she turns around its her birthday?
Yo mommas so fat that when shestood on the scales it went round 15 times and then i got bored of watchin and she still going now
Yo mommas so fat she got her own gunniess book of records because they couldnt fit her in the book with all the others lolXXX
i actually made the last 2 up so sorry if there crap lolXXXX
2006-10-23 04:03:32 · answer #2 · answered by playgirl_bixch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side!
2006-10-23 01:35:27 · answer #3 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma's arm pits are so hairy, it looks like she has buck wheat in a head lock.
yo momma is so short her feet are in her drivers license picture
yo momma is fat when she saw a yellow school bus full of white kids she said stop that twinkie
2006-10-23 01:37:05 · answer #4 · answered by themailman562_13 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat she use a pillow for a tampon.
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat shes got her own gravational pull
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
2006-10-23 03:45:27 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so old....she was Cain and Ables babysitter
Yo momma's so old... when she was in school, there was no history
Yo momma's so old... she left her purse on Noahs Ark
Yo momma's so fat..When a cop saw her he yelled " Hey you two, break it up!"
2006-10-23 01:36:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat, she walks in front of a TV set and I miss three episodes
2006-10-23 01:28:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
2006-10-23 01:46:48 · answer #8 · answered by Chillyboy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We used to say...... yo mama's so fat she got mo chin's than a chinese phone book... but since she got that liposuction and lasic eye surgery now all she do is look at Dong's and Wang's
2006-10-23 01:35:24 · answer #9 · answered by Slinky Redfoot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your momma so ugly she gave birth to you and the doctor slapped your daddy!
2006-10-23 02:53:54 · answer #10 · answered by ANSAG 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋