how do you get yourself to cry?

Question

i want to cry infront of my girlfriend because i need to show her my happiness but my tears were wasted in the past years and i want to be able to cry . how do i do it?

Answer 1

think about somebody that you really care about.....and then hit them with a bus in your mind.

Answer 2

No! My tears! They are dry. I am sad yet no tears come out. Woe is me. I feel down. My life stinks. No one loves me...
Ok you get the idea. Just try shooting yourself in the foot with depressing ideas until you cry. Or try thinking of positive aspects of negative ideas that got you depressed and see if you cry of joy.

Answer 3

That is pretty phoney. Why would you want to be so fake in front of her, that won't mean anything? You can show happiness in other ways besides crying. You're so sad.

Answer 4

Pluck out a nose hair,

THAT will get the tears flowing.

Answer 5

I usually think of Rosie O'Donnell , if that dont make you cry nothing will, the big fat cow.

Answer 6

Think about something incredibly sad from your past.

Answer 7

uh, get real. no one likes crocodile tears.
if you cant cry, say it with words, or with gestures.look at her in her eyes even and dont say anything with words, just tell her with your eyes and your hands on her softly

Answer 8

Thats funny!!!

Answer 9

well since your heart is no more, bring an onion with you, or a squirt of lemon juice will do wonders,,,,,,

Answer 10

you have to think of something sad as hell like someone you know dieing.