10.you are guaranteed to get a little something in the sack
9.if you get tired you can wait ten minutes and go at it again
8.the uglier you look the easier it is to get some
7.you dont have to compliment the person who gives you some
6.its ok when the person you're with fantasizes you're somebody else because you are
5.forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy
4.if you dont like what you get you can always go next door
3.it doesnt matter is the kids hear you moaning and groaning
2.less guilt the morning after
1.you can do the whole neighbourhood
hehe hope you liked them ;]
2006-10-22 16:16:30 · 13 answers · asked by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How about the "opposite"?
1# your teeth don't rott from sex
2# you can "still" do the whole neighborhood & keep your teeth
3# 40 years from now, you can buy a doll
4# no guilt if you're "gone" in the morning
5# If you're tired, take Geritol
6# You can "pick" how much you want in the sack
7# You can put surround sound in the kids room
8# Most people fantisize "anyway."
9# Complimenting gets you what you want
10# If they are ugly, but "good" who cares?
Hahahaha! Happy halloween!
2006-10-22 16:32:35 · answer #1 · answered by Republican!!! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2016-05-21 23:56:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i was at collegehumor a few weeks ago, there was a link taking me to a site with this exact list. but you pobably made it up first because you're so clever.
2006-10-22 16:21:06 · answer #3 · answered by Big Rudy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You forgot the most important one... chocolate really satisfies your hunger for something sweet.
2006-10-22 16:18:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good ones and you can always take off the wrapper with out any worries,also every thing you eat taste good
2006-10-22 18:49:26 · answer #5 · answered by justwondering 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice lol, especially the go next door part
2006-10-22 17:44:31 · answer #6 · answered by Diamond D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OY!
Can't you read, mate?
There's a bloody great sign on my door saying "No trick or treats"
Okay?
Now sod off, yer little bugger!
2006-10-22 16:19:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
oh I love it, wonderful hun, 5 stars.
2006-10-22 16:24:04 · answer #8 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too funny!! I was laughing soo hard :]
2006-10-22 16:20:04 · answer #9 · answered by butterflygirl12392 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good. david letterman ought to hire you.!
2006-10-22 16:32:35 · answer #10 · answered by spaghetti 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋