This blond was in her house and a fire started. She called the fire company and so on. When they asked how they'd get to her house she said, "Duh, the big red truck."
PS- It's not about me.
2006-10-22 16:13:14 · 21 answers · asked by Queen.Desiree.of.Blues 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And then the fireman said, "No. I mean what's your address." And the blonde said, "blondie@hotmail.com"
2006-10-22 16:18:25 · answer #1 · answered by M W 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
More Blond Jokes--------------------
A Blond goes to a company party and wins a thermos for the door prize. she asks her co-worker, "What's a thermos?" He says "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." "Oh!" The next day at work, she brings it with her. Her boss, who is also a blond, says "What's that?" The Blond says "It's a thermos." Her boss asks her, "What's that?" She says "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." Her boss asks her, "What do you have in it?" The blond says, "Two cups of coffee and a pop-sickle."
There was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead riding in a car, and they ran a stop sign and a cop started chasing them. So they got a little farther ahead and saw three burlap bags lying in the ditch. They stopped the car and each of them got into one of the bags. Now, the cop caught up with them and saw the empty car and the three bags. So he went up to the bag with the brunette in it and kicked it. The brunette said "meow, meow", and the cop said, "oh, there's a kitty in this bag. And he kicked the one with the redhead in it and she said, "arf, arf", and the cop said aw, there's a puppy in this bag. Finally, he went up to the bag with the blond in it and kicked it and she said, "potato"
There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest. About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher. Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers. When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms..."
2006-10-23 00:36:52 · answer #2 · answered by Rick Harley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It may be about you: (No offence, hahahah)
A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park.
A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies, "I'm hanging myself." "You're supposed to put the noose around your neck, not your waist," said the onlooker. "I tried that," replied the blonde, "but I couldn't breathe.
2006-10-22 21:09:27 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear the one about the blonde telling a "blond" joke?
2006-10-22 16:15:31 · answer #4 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Q: what's brown and black and blue?
A: a brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes!!!
2006-10-22 16:16:29 · answer #5 · answered by Hot Lips 4077 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol, it's true through... i mean they could have asked whats that directions to her house, but no they asked how are they getting there, to me that was a smart answer lol
2006-10-22 17:47:00 · answer #6 · answered by Diamond D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, it is a blonde joke. good question.
2006-10-22 16:15:12 · answer #7 · answered by Big Rudy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really think that your joke was cool don't mind the sarcasm from the others maybe they rather dirty jokes. do you have any more?
2006-10-22 16:19:39 · answer #8 · answered by redants 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder what caused the fire????
2006-10-22 18:00:04 · answer #9 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! Very funny
2006-10-22 16:24:35 · answer #10 · answered by Paul P 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋