A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After takeoff, the woman violently sneezes and excuses herself to go to the bathroom... so the man stands up to let her out.
She returns, and 15 minutes later she sneezes again big time, and again excuses herself to go to the bathroom.
The man, a little tired of jumping up so often...asks her: "You keep sneezing, what's the problem?"
The woman replies: "I have a rare condition...every time I sneeze I have an orgasm."
He says, "Oh... what are you taking for it?"
She says: "Pepper."
his couple have just met in a bar, really hit it off and gone back to her place to have wild, passionate sex. After they have finished he lies back with a smug look on his face, "I guess that was just about the best sex you have ever had," he says. "What makes you say that?" asks the woman.
"Well, every time we did it, I couldn't help notice how it made your toeS curl''
''thats because most men take off my pantyhose first
2006-10-22 15:35:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
those are two different jokes
2006-10-22 15:36:59 · update #1
lol ... that's funny
2006-10-22 15:37:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep that is about right there hahahahha
2006-10-22 15:38:06 · answer #2 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you just call me a fag? i dont know what an asdsfsd is, but i certainly dont appreciate the name calling.
2006-10-22 16:10:43 · answer #3 · answered by Big Rudy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice those made me laugh.
2006-10-22 16:00:39 · answer #4 · answered by lily 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahha well that's kinda funny! :)
2006-10-22 15:54:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are funny!!!
2006-10-22 15:46:44 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha.....I think that explains it?
2006-10-22 15:42:32 · answer #7 · answered by You're My Wonderwall 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones, thanks.
2006-10-23 19:01:37 · answer #8 · answered by Woody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋