My husband, Ray, was attempting to build a patio for the first time. He bought 100 cement blocks. Laying them out in a pattern, he discovered the chosen area was too small.
He stacked the blocks against the house and cleared more space. The next day Ray put the cement blocks back down, only to find that the ground was too hard to keep the patio level.
He ordered a truckload of sand to be delivered the following morning. Again he stacked the 100 blocks against the house.
Observing all this, our next-door neighbor asked, "Ray, are you going to put your patio away every night?"
2006-10-22 15:33:30 · 6 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
better lock it up
it might get stolen!
2006-10-22 20:59:46 · answer #1 · answered by tim s 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YOUR NEIGHBOR NOW KNOWS WHAT YOU HAVE KNOWN FOR A WHILE YOUR HUSBAND IS AN IDIOT! AND DOESN'T OWN A MEASURING TAPE OR LEVEL . CHRISTMAS IS COMING HELP HIM TO GAIN THE RESPECT OF THE NEIGHBORS , EVEN IF IT DOES GET HIM OUT OF YOUR HAIR.
2006-10-22 23:30:53 · answer #2 · answered by onehotgeorge 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats a ok joke
2006-10-22 22:37:56 · answer #3 · answered by Bubbles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny....but it's a bit pointless....= P
2006-10-22 22:39:53 · answer #4 · answered by You're My Wonderwall 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
good for a little giggle...thanks
2006-10-22 22:38:24 · answer #5 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats just awful. i demand you take it back.
2006-10-22 23:12:01 · answer #6 · answered by Big Rudy 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋