A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
The girl nodded yes, after all, what did she have to lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the captain. 'What are you doing here?' the captain asked. She got up off the ground and explained, "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors. He's taking me to Europe, and he's scr*e*wi*n*g me."
The captain looked at her, "He sure is lady, this is the Staten Island Ferry.'
2006-10-22 15:03:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good joke
2006-10-22 15:34:36 · answer #1 · answered by Bubbles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha
2006-10-22 16:13:44 · answer #2 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This actually makes alot of sense.Women are smarter than men,most of the time,and yet there are times when men can be extremely intelligent.
2016-05-21 23:47:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats just wrong lol But VERY funny XD
2006-10-22 15:53:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
very similar to one posted by woody a few monthe ago but it's still funny
2006-10-22 15:06:27 · answer #5 · answered by pcdo_universe 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
That's a pretty funny joke, but you kinda told the ending with your title....................
2006-10-22 15:40:46 · answer #6 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha
2006-10-22 15:10:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS A GOOD ONE
2006-10-22 15:30:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha - very funny !
2006-10-22 15:05:48 · answer #9 · answered by Rika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe nice one ;}
2006-10-22 15:05:55 · answer #10 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋