What is The Best President George W Bush , Joke or Riddle You Have Ever Heard ?

Question

Civic Participation seem like the best place to put this question.

PLEASE Keep them CLEAN enough to pass the TOS comunity guidlines...No cuss words...
I know the jokes and riddles are out there.

Answer 1

While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."

She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

"Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. He summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. Helms calls Condoleeza Rice at the State Department and explains his problem.
Rice answers the question immediately, "It's me, of course!"

Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Condoleeza Rice!" And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you idiot, It's Tony Blair!"

Answer 2

Prez Bush is going to a 4th grade classification to speak. He asks if anybody can use the be conscious tragedy in a speach. the 1st toddler says, "If johnny have been to run in the line and get hit by a automobile, it quite is a tragedy. Prez Bush says, "no, that could be an twist of fate. " the subsequent toddler says," If a busload of fifty teenagers went off the cliff, it quite is a tragedy." Bush says, "no, it quite is a huge loss." The final toddler stands up and says," if president and mrs. Bush have been flying in Air rigidity One, and rammed right now into by Ossama Bin encumbered, it quite is a tragedy." Bush became so happy he asked for a proof. The boy pronounced," If Mr. and Mrs. Bush have been rammed by bin encumbered, it would quite be no twist of fate, and easily, no large loss." Q: what's twelve inches long, purple, and hangs between George Bush's legs? A: Tony Blair's tie

Answer 3

Did you know that George W. Bush is President of the United States of America? Is that a good enough joke?

Answer 4

There is no jokes, it's all true. As for the solving the riddle of what Bush is doing, it will never be solved.

Answer 5

This is not a joke about Bush, but its something he has said a few years ago. He said, our obgyn should be able to practice their love for women. hahahaha.

Answer 6

The only Bush I trust is my own lol

Answer 7

"this is where dreams take wings" he is such a dumbass, but i love 'im

Answer 8

To me anyone who makes fun or jokes about President George W. Bush.....................is a joke to themselves............