One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.
"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."
Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.
"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies
"**** me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"
2006-10-22 13:37:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
was she blond? LOL
2006-10-22 14:16:10 · answer #1 · answered by mongo862001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Very Nice.
2006-10-22 20:41:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its nice...!!
A foursome, including Banta, goes out on the course, only to find themselves waiting on every hole for the most inept golfers they've ever seen, who are playing in front of them.
After a few holes, they start yelling them, but that doesn't seem to speed their game up. By the time they've finished their round, they're so pissed off that they go straight to the golf pro to complain.
"Guys," he tells them, "those fellow you've been screaming at and taunting for the last three hours are blind".
"You're telling us," one of the irate foursome says.
"No, I meant it," the pro says, they're really blind. They're trying to overcome their handicap by participating in sports."
Now embarrassed, the first of the foursome says to the pro, "When they come in, fix them up with new golfers shoes, and put it on my tab."
The second guy adds, "And give them each a new set of club covers and put on my tab."
The third one chimes in, "Listen let them pick out a new golf shirt and put it on my tab."
They all stand there waiting for Banta to contribute something.
Noticing their stares, he says, "What? ****'em. Let'em play at night.
2006-10-22 20:47:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
it was okay. could hav worded the punchline a little better. had to read it over a few times to understand it. seems predictable and typical for sex jokes. not to bad. 5 and a half out of 10.
2006-10-22 20:45:16 · answer #4 · answered by Andy 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'll rate it 5 out of 10
2006-10-22 20:42:41 · answer #5 · answered by MMike 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Goblines are notorius spreaders of herpes
2006-10-22 21:06:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! I have heard another version of that. Haha!
2006-10-22 21:06:54 · answer #7 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 5 out of 10 :)
2006-10-22 20:48:05 · answer #8 · answered by victor v 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Cute!!
2006-10-22 20:41:49 · answer #9 · answered by preciousmoments1962 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-10-22 20:40:43 · answer #10 · answered by Meighan L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
herd, but ur presentation i liked
2006-10-22 21:47:19 · answer #11 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋