By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken. He finally pulled up to the very last hotel and went into the office. "You've got to have a room somewhere" he pleaded." -- Or just a bed - I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager," and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired travelers assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning Dave came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager. "Never better." The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time" said Dave. "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager. "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," Dave explained." I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."
2006-10-22 13:17:30 · 19 answers · asked by Dharshi 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha haa nice..!
Santa came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife, Jeeto, with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the father to extract revenge.
"Was it my friend Banta", he demanded.
"No !" his weeping wife replied.
"Was it my friend Ramta then?" he asked.
"No !!!" she said even more upset.
"Well which one of my no good friends did this then?" he asked.
"Don't you think I have any friends of my own?" Jeeto snapped.
2006-10-22 13:45:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
lol i admire those jokes there is yet another one i comprehend: there's a purple head, a brunette, and a blonde who rob a financial employer. They flow down an alley and the purple head hides in a trashcan. The Brunette hides in a dumpster. Then the blonde hides in a potato sack. The law enforcement officers flow down the alley and that they kick the trashcan the purple head is going "bow wow" they think of it quite is a dogs. They kick the dumpster the brunette is going "meeooow" they think of it quite is a cat. They kick the potato sack and the Blonde is going "POOOOTAAAATOOOOOO"
2016-10-16 06:54:49 · answer #2 · answered by bassage 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful!!
2006-10-23 04:11:04 · answer #3 · answered by $/\/@ZZY G@L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is excellent...... I thought maybe he suffocated the other guy with a pillow. What an awesome ending.
2006-10-22 13:20:31 · answer #4 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha very funny!
2006-10-22 13:20:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Certainly Tharsh..I want to hear a joke, of this sort.......beautiful joke..
haahahaha..LMAO
2006-10-22 19:17:58 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG So funny! ROFL, LOL it was between that and murder
2006-10-22 14:17:29 · answer #7 · answered by *CiTsJuStMe* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but something tells me your gonna tell it anyway. hehe, just kidding, good one.
2006-10-22 13:22:18 · answer #8 · answered by GuZZiZZit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, I chuckled.
2006-10-22 13:20:27 · answer #9 · answered by oltmprch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-10-23 13:50:00 · answer #10 · answered by bikram s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋