In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young blonde woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt.
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step, and, once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."
2006-10-22 13:15:33 · 23 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha i did not expect that ending hahahahaha i like ittttt
2006-10-22 13:19:32 · answer #1 · answered by um yea hi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi there! Thanks for the chuckles, joke was superb, it was unpredictable till the end. As far as her skirt is concerned, it were her brains which needed to loosen up a bit, not her skirt :P
Keep it up!
God Bless ^__^
2006-10-23 05:16:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha! Very funny!
2006-10-22 23:36:48 · answer #3 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee-hee!
2006-10-22 13:28:49 · answer #4 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually it was four times
2006-10-22 23:42:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you always come up with the good ones woody
2006-10-22 15:12:46 · answer #6 · answered by pcdo_universe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmfao nice buddy nice
2006-10-23 14:28:16 · answer #7 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooh dat was funny wit a capital F(Funny).LOL
2006-10-22 14:10:10 · answer #8 · answered by erikkaa2002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats great
2006-10-22 19:30:13 · answer #9 · answered by tiffers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. This is a Goodie! LOL.
2006-10-28 16:03:53 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋