2006-10-22 13:00:04 · 11 answers · asked by brianinbuffalo 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good comebacks for those funny pickup lines
Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not Enter" Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized !"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy: Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".
Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?--------------
2006-10-22 14:01:51 · answer #1 · answered by kimandchris2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is that a ladder in your in tights or a stairway to heaven?
do you beleive in love at first sight or should i walk by again?
if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put u and i together
2006-10-22 13:06:07 · answer #2 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your legs must be tired..cause you've been running through my mind all night...
2006-10-22 13:08:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
are u from Tennessee CZ Ur the only ten i see
2006-10-22 13:04:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone else answered this question the other day with: Did it hurt? she says, did what hurt? he says, when you fell from heaven.
an oldie: whats your name? jen. can i call you jen? sure. Great, what's your number?
2006-10-22 13:04:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you Jamaican, cause Jamaican me crazy.
2006-10-22 13:04:48 · answer #6 · answered by kman1830 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah how 'bout... Wait I got smacked for that.
2006-10-22 13:04:13 · answer #7 · answered by sexygamerbeast 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nope. but some of these other ones are pretty dang stupid/funny
2006-10-22 13:11:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Should i call you in the morning or just nudge you?
2006-10-22 14:06:11 · answer #9 · answered by summerbrze 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you must be tired cuz u have been running through my mind.
2006-10-22 13:26:18 · answer #10 · answered by ParadiseOnTheBeach 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋