2006-10-22 12:45:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
YO MOMMA so dumb that when her husband said it's chilly outside she came running out with a spoon!
2006-10-22 12:51:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's awesome I'm watching MTV right now and Yo Momma is on!!
Yo momma so poor she go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers!
2006-10-22 12:51:41 · answer #2 · answered by cartmansmom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(1)Yo momma so fat when she went to school she sat next to everybody.(2)Yo momma just like a door knob everybody gets a turn.(3)Yo momma so fat she need the Florida Panhandle to cook her eggs.(4)Yo momma so ugly she signed up for a ugly contest they rejected her and said "sorry no Professionals".(5)Yo momma so dumb she told me quick what's the number for 911.
2006-10-22 13:51:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's like a gas station... pay before you pump.
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Ya know, I'm not gonna say anything bad about yo momma. I kinda like her... we was talkin about kickin you out anyway.
2006-10-22 12:50:36 · answer #4 · answered by curious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1)yo momma is so nasty i sent her an e-mail and she gave me a virus ( 2)yo momma is so hairy her nipples have Afros ( 3) Yo momma is so stupid she tried to put M&Ms in alphabet order.
2006-10-22 12:54:58 · answer #5 · answered by kerri 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
2006-10-22 12:47:59 · answer #6 · answered by Jamesus 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat that when she wore yellow they thought the sun fell onto Earth!!! I love that!!!
2006-10-22 12:48:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat when she was standing on the scale its says 2 b contiuned...yo momma is so ugly when she goes out people thinks that she is micheal jackson and they hide thier kids, yo momma is so hairy that when she was at the zoo a women said that "kids look at that gorilla, dont feed it."
2006-10-22 12:59:40 · answer #8 · answered by preciousϖℵ 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yo momma is so fat that she lives in a two story doritto bag
yo momma is so fat that wehn she jumped straight up in th air she got stuck
yo momma is so fat that wehn she sat on a quater it broke into change
2006-10-22 13:19:22 · answer #9 · answered by loser24 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma so fat that when she wore yellow they thought the sun fell onto Earth!!! lol,soooo funny!
2006-10-22 12:52:17 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Hello Kittly Lover ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋